Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Marriage is for Children

If two people are not going to have kids, then they should not get married. Marriage should serve one purpose: to raise kids. Besides having kids, why would any two people want to legally bind themselves to one another? This is absurd.

Liability
Men, when you marry a woman, you are committing to provide for her way beyond the time you spend together as a married couple. When you get divorced, and chances are you will, you are legally obligated to pay her alimony for half the years that you were married if your marriage lasts 9 years or less. If you somehow manage to deal with her for 10 years, then you will be stuck paying alimony for the rest of your life or until she re-marries. Chances are she will just move in with a guy. Why would she want to give up the alimony, right?

Social Security
Men, when you die, and chances are you will die before your wife, your social security benefits will go to her even if you were divorced. So, you paid her alimony your whole life, and when you die you will still be paying her. Oh yeah!! I can't wait to get married again - NOT!

Get Real
If you marry somebody without the intention of having kids, then you are probably worried about dying alone. Everybody dies alone. When my grandfather passed away, a bunch of us were in the room. We saw him breathe his last breath. Sure, there were people in the room, but he met death all by himself. So, if you are worried about being alone, make some friends. Take up golfing. The golf course is a really great place to make new friends. Or get a girlfriend. Nobody says you have to marry her. Trust me, she'll be happy to move in with you as long as she thinks that one day you will propose. Keep her living with you, just don't propose.
Women live longer than men, mainly because they nag us to death. LOL!! So, if you are feeling lonely, take up golf. It's 1,000 times cheaper than getting married and then divorced.

Freedom
One is never truly free when in a relationship. You can't make plans without checking in with your woman. You can't come and go as you please, or you'll be getting into fights with her. Relationships take away your freedom. Why shackle yourself to some woman who is not the mother of your children? It is bad enough to have to pay alimony to a woman who is the mother of your children, especially when she makes enough money to take care of herself and is already living with some other dude. Why subject yourself to having to pay some woman who is not bound to you by children? Stick to having a girlfriend. When she nags you about golfing too much, break up with her. It will not cost you a dime.

Marriage Sucks
Lastly, marriage sucks! Unless you want to raise children and provide a home with a mommy and a daddy for your kids, then don't get married for the plain fact that marriage sucks.

Same Sex Marriage
The same applies to you. Marriage sucks no matter what your sexual preference is. If you want to leave your hard earned money to somebody, leave it to hungry children. Do not leave it to somebody who will begin dating somebody else before the ink on your death certificate dries.

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