Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Women like Jerks? What?!?

In mathematics, if A = B and B = C, then A = C.  The same is true in relationships.  If women don't like to be bored, and jerks are not boring, then women like jerks.

So, a note to all you husbands out there.  Don't be boring!  The quickest way to disenchant your spouse is by being boring.  Be rude, be a jerk, argue, be exciting, be spontaneous, talk dirty, etc.  Do everything, just don't be boring.

(For those of you who have seen the movie The Hangover, don't be that dude with the wife.)

If nothing is wrong with your marriage, then something is wrong with your marriage.  If your arguments are not followed by amazing make-up sex, then something is wrong with your marriage.  In marriage, arguing is a tool.  Don't get so caught up in the subject of the argument.  Who cares, really?  The whole point of arguing, while in a relationship, is to build tension.  The more tension you build, the greater the release. 

Marriage is a game.  If you don't see it as such, then you already lost.  For more on this subject, visit http://www.amazon.com/dp/B076M1HKNL

DB


Monday, September 13, 2010

Don't be a wimp!

As sophisticated as we like to think that we are, there are many inherent emotions from which we have not evolved.  This being the case, don't be a wimp!  Women are not drawn to men who are wimps.  Sure, they say that they want a man who is in touch with his feelings, but this is just a bunch of BS.  Deep down inside, every woman wants to know that her man can protect her.  A wimp can't protect her.

In marriage, (fortunately for us), there are situations that are very difficult and painful.  Husbands, falsely believing that their wives will understand moments of weakness, get a little too in touch with their feelings.  As soon as a painful event arises, they cry.  At some level, his wife might feel tenderness towards her husband.  He is displaying his sensitive side, and she gets to nurture him.  Big mistake!  That nurturing soon turns into resentment.  What woman, in her right mind, would want to marry a little boy?  In a woman's eyes, a crying man is equivalent to a little boy.

So, suck it up!  Don't be a wimp!  This doesn't mean that you can't feel hurt or sad.  After all, you are not a robot.  Nevertheless, regardless of how painful any event might be, do not cry in front of a woman!

DB

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Thursday, September 9, 2010

45!

Gentlemen,

So, you are interested in a married woman, but you are not confident because of your flabby arms and man boobs.  There is a very simple way to stay fit without breaking into 5 gallons of sweat.  Sure, all of those dudes on TV trying to sell you on their insane workouts can definitely give you results.  However, if you are like me, somebody who enjoys eating and doesn't want to work out like a maniac for 20 to 30 minutes every day, then here is your solution: 15, 15, 15.

Believe it or not, 15 push-ups, 15 sit-ups, and 15 arm curls (with a 25 pound weight) can do wonders for your body.  This is really all you need to do to maintain a better than decent figure. If you are ambitious, then repeat the set.  But you may not want to do that, cause then you'll really start looking good.

Before you go to bed: 15, 15, 15.  As soon as you wake up in the morning: 15, 15, 15.  Muscles are amazing.  Once you get them going, they are easy to maintain.  The difficult part is getting started. 

Don't put this off any longer.  Get off your tub of goo and give me 15, 15, 15!

DB

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Friday, September 3, 2010

Mistake #1

Coming soon: The e-book "How to Cheat and Not get Caught: Rules to Having Successful Affairs". 

Here's a little preview.

Tiger Woods, Jesse James, and a politician from practically every state and party have been in the news lately, all for infidelity.  There is one mistake that all of these men have in common, a mistake shared by every man who gets caught cheating: they've all broken the #1 rule to cheating and not getting caught.

Rule #1: Do not promise your mistress that you will leave your wife for her.  Never, ever, ever, never tell your mistress that you want to be with her forever.  Often, men find themselves, literally with their pants down, and they feel compelled to promise their mistresses everything under the sun.  They are so mesmerized by the delicious body they just enjoyed, so afraid of never finding comparable lust, that they blurt out "Baby, I'm going to divorce my wife so you and I can be together."  Big mistake!

This promise is a big mistake for 3.5 reasons: .5)  You don't mean it.  1) Your mistress would be more than happy to carry on an affair without you making this promise.  2) Once the promise is made, your mistress will have you in the palm of her hands.  After a few months go by and you are still with your wife, she will begin to threaten to expose you.  3)  Once you break up with her, which you will do regardless of any promises you have made, she will expose you.  Just ask Tiger Woods.

DB

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