Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Women like Jerks? What?!?

In mathematics, if A = B and B = C, then A = C.  The same is true in relationships.  If women don't like to be bored, and jerks are not boring, then women like jerks.

So, a note to all you husbands out there.  Don't be boring!  The quickest way to disenchant your spouse is by being boring.  Be rude, be a jerk, argue, be exciting, be spontaneous, talk dirty, etc.  Do everything, just don't be boring.

(For those of you who have seen the movie The Hangover, don't be that dude with the wife.)

If nothing is wrong with your marriage, then something is wrong with your marriage.  If your arguments are not followed by amazing make-up sex, then something is wrong with your marriage.  In marriage, arguing is a tool.  Don't get so caught up in the subject of the argument.  Who cares, really?  The whole point of arguing, while in a relationship, is to build tension.  The more tension you build, the greater the release. 

Marriage is a game.  If you don't see it as such, then you already lost.  For more on this subject, visit http://www.amazon.com/dp/B076M1HKNL

DB


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